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I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

Separating egg whites from the yolk.

Anyways there’s a website that tells you whether Thanos killed you or not when he wiped out half the planet

EXCUSE ME, WHAT?????

A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?” The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”

PETA really just uhhh posted this on the internet but nothing even comes CLOSE to this response

Twitter I said do you remember when Childish Gambino started talking in the middle of a freestyle, then seamlessly hopped back on the flow and it still made made massive sense?

THIS IS WHY I DON’T TRUST THE OCEAN