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College is cool because if you relax for a minute then you’re all of a sudden failing 11 classes even thought you’re only taking 5

baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were five and that’s a good thing somehow

Baby, take a chance or you'll never ever know I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow Swag, swag, swag, on you

Dude bro pls

I drew this 4 years ago and wow has this aged badly

Finally finished those fluffy balls of creepy-cute subspecies…

Video: Merry Christmas from Charlie the venus flytrap

that’s not a fucking cat

I’m handing out full plates of “shut the fuck up” tonight.