When Your Friends Sibling Is Hot

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Holy shit

nobody else sees it as a failure, it’s just you

(#19) (>NOT/BUT archive)

so since my last snap off blade is officially rusted, covered in plaster, and extremely dull I’m investing in that Opinel…and they have an engraving option.

I know rationally I should put my name on it or something but

The next time someone rudely asks me “so… what are you?” as a way of trying to figure out my race, I’m gonna answer as nervously as possible with “hahah ahah ahaha… human? liKE YOU?” and then walk about 3 feet away from them before stage whispering into my watch “I fear the humans are beginning to catch on. I believe it’s now time to proceed with Plan E.”

why do siths get the really cool lightsabers? i’ve never seen a jedi with a different looking lightsaber. that’s probably how the sith lord “seduces” young jedis “hey kid you want a wicked lightsaber?”