My Class Pretended To Play Dead.

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

when the post is the deactivated blog being roasted i feel like we are passing by a murder

i hate how when you scroll over posts it says blogs are deactivated like i fell like we are passing a corpse and it feels wrong

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

nintendo needs to be stopped

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

The greatest confidence is that of the henchman y’know. You ever notice in action movies and the hero will have taken down like 50 guys and more still keep coming? Can you imagine being that henchman? “I’m the storm trooper that’s gona land a shot”,” I’m gonna be the one to knock out Bruce Lee”, “I’m the soldier that’s gona kill Xena.” says the henchmen.Yall need henchman confidence.

Everyday Fire Emblem quotes

Friend: I stayed up so late last night, I'm so tired!

Me: You'll get no sympathy from me

Friend: The teacher's coming!

Me: Prepare yourself

Friend: How did you pass that test!?

Me: The key to victory lies within

Other person: Why are you sticking up for him!?

Me: I fight for my friends

Friend: How did you know about that!?

Me: I'm always three steps ahead

Teacher: You two have detention

Me: It seems our fates are joined

Friend: I just want this day to be over

Me: We're not done yet!

Teacher: It's your turn to present

Me: Minna, miteite kure

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.