The Mindfuck Moment When You Can Split A Cube Into Thirds

Ryan McHenry, creator of the “Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal” vines recently passed away from cancer at the age of 27. Ryan created this vine in his memory. You can donate to a fund to support sarcoma research here.    

*logs onto tumblr*

*logs off*

Fuck u @future me because ur probably still procrastinating ur essay dumbass 

me, at a restaurant: so, what would you recommend?

waiter: well, the house special, most definitely, or the bees.

me, confused: the bees?

waiter, shouting to the kitchen: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

kitchen: THE BEES

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

me: *flirts w/ someone* them: *flirts back* me: woah calm tf down im not interested…………

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