Newt

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

when someone disturbs me while i’m eating

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

white girls are having a crisis, y’all.

That’s Not Who We Are

ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background

off camera someone’s holding a gun to him asking what sonic character that is

why would they ever delete this scene

It seems Samus Amiibo interfere with Moscow's metro barriers

UPDATE 3.30pm: Moscow commuters beware - we've been told that while the Amiibo interacts with the gate's locking mechanism and changes its light to green, t…

Samus Aran amiibos can open the ticket barriers of Moscow Vyacheslav train station, without needing a ticket.

This is due to an oddly specific RFID in the amiibo that just syncs up correctly enough to the train station’s own reader.  But what I like to say the real reason for this is

Samus don’t need no fucking authorisation so FUCK YOU ADAM

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DEAD MILITARY ASS BITCH I DON’T NEED NO AUTHORISATION

I’M FUCKING SAMUS

“Any objections, Putin?”