“When They Were Little Girls, They Decided That They Would Be Best Friends Forever. A Whale Never Forgets

Thorin: I'm going to reclaim my lost homeland from a living embodiment of death and greed.

Gandalf: Cool.

Gandalf: Hey, can I bring my friend?

Gandalf: He needs to get out of the house more.

i guess what ppl dont tell u about college is that is a very lonesome period of ur life. and that doesnt mean like u wont have lots of friends or u wont party or whatever but ur going to spend so much time alone. like cooking by yourself and studying n homework and driving and going to classes like……… its just you sometimes. and the trick is to use that time by yourself to relax and understand YOU better and iron out your own wants n wishes instead of wallowing

I miss sleeping next to someone

We’ve been living a lie.

Roughly 1000 of you asked: Did you lie about your age when Princess Diana died?

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