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People: how’s life?

Me:

Turning in a 10 page essay, that you started on the day of the due date, at 11:59:59 after 2 whole days of studying.

An actual text I was sent

Know the difference

I shall be a perfect Dad… by Thomas Sanders

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor