What If There Were Professional Text Post Critics

wow!

Harvesting carrots.

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"

"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"

"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"

"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"

"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?

When everything’s going to shit but you’re on a kids show. 

Briton Matthew P. Doyle fired off the above tweet yesterday in which he claimed to have asked a Muslim woman to “explain” Tuesday’s terror attacks on Brussels. Twitter users, naturally, had a field day with this one. But it turns out Doyle may have committed a crime as well and was subsequently arrested.