the internet has redefined cringe for me from “the general feeling when you suck air through your clenched teeth and veins on your neck pop up” to “feeling second hand embarrassment because someone is being stupid on the internet” so this didnt make sense to me at all
only on tumblr can someone with a human pet fetish give 19th century monarch style political hot takes
i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”
me: hey sorry i cant make it tomorrow!
person: aw whats wrong?
me: i don't wanna come
ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME
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