Me: You Have To Give Me The Toy If You Want Me To Throw It

teacher, handing back my paper on feminism: this whole paper is plagiarized from a tumblr post…

me: OP was a fucking terf so i took it

teacher, crying: you are so fucking valid

college is full of mature young adults trying to further their education

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour 

music genre: video game 2

alternatives to tumblr if yahoo goes any further

the arctic tundra. there’s no internet there but at least you can enjoy the beauty of the frozen hellscape before a polar bear feeds you to its young!!!