The Breadsticks Meme Must Die

concept: beauty and the beast but instead of the beast turning handsome, the beauty also turns into a beast and they’re beasts together

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

What’s it like being 21 and older

in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

me in 1346 on a medieval battlefield, being shot by an early use of firearms in europe: damn this is really gonna change the meta

the halberd-wielding peasant standing next to me: what the fuck are you talking about

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

Iconic.