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people actually jack off? kek. i just lightly touch a special nerve ending in my knee and i n

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Part of the New Internet Grammar: using question marks not to denote questions, but upturns in voice, so that a tentative statement gets a question mark but a flatly delivered question doesn’t.

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck

A young artist exhibits his work for the first time… …and a well known art critic is in attendance. The critic says to the young artist, “would you like my opinion of your work?” “Yes,” says the artist. “It’s worthless,” says the critic. The artist replies, “I know, but tell me anyway.”

When the Princess of Wolves tries to assassinate the Lord of Irontown but you realize the conflict between the preservation of nature and the progress of civilization cannot be reduced to a simple good vs. evil narrative