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me: LMFAO!! B Y E

friend: oh ok! see you later…

me:

In Taylor Swift’s 2017 song “Look What You Made Me Do”, she says “I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams.” This is foreshadowing to her role in Cats (2019), which will give all its viewers nightmares.

getting a lecture from your parents like

Sike.... twas portioning out my hair for an undercut

*me hanging out w 19 yr olds as a 20 yr old* sooo my fellow youths„„, what’s the teen lingo these days…….. what’s the 411……the hot gossip in teen town… ….

WHEN YOU AND THE TEAM ARE STUCK IN SFO INTERNATIONAL FOR 13 HOURS

Bae: Come over babe  Me: But there is this icy puddle between us Bae: I have salt deposits

Saw this in a book and immediately thought of Black Panther

“learn how to take a joke”

why don’t you learn how to make one

does Trump think that Hillary, as a Senator, had the power to pass whatever laws she wanted by herself……..does he know how the Senate works…..