Why Why Why I Can’t Live Without Drawing Weird Ridiculous Trash

*me at a driving lesson*

Me: so how exactly do you do drift?

Instructor: what?

Me: you know, like the jump then you drift like in Mario kart, also where are all the item boxes?

I almost didn't get it

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desk stop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna piss myself omfg 

Those corrective versions of “I’m not like other girls” memes have been going around a lot lately, and while I enjoy and appreciate them, I had some Thoughts™ based on my own childhood experiences as a GNC Not-Like-Other-Girls Girl.

Feet studies (own feet used as reference)

Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.

“Reload Animation”

still here, finally someone references your hole 

yeah sex can be good with the right person but it’s usually not worth all the bullshit that goes on around it… returning from the ocean to the river of your birth, darkening in color, migrating hundreds of miles upstream past dams and waterfalls, dying, returning your exhausted body’s nutrients to the river so your young grow healthy and strong