I’m Fucking Dead At This White Woman Demanding To Know Why This Bear Is Interrupting Her Afternoon

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”

*gets pinned to the ground by a 10 ton boulder during a cave in* he-hewwo??? *cavern starts slowly filling with water* HEWWO??? HEWWO?????!

if you ever feel bad about spending money on video games, just remember that other people spend hundreds of dollars to leave their houses and watch sportsball

This is so vile and sinister.

My people stay safe, a Nike marketing gimmick is not worth your life

She’s reading this

Do you guys ever gossip in Elvish?

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

i want people to start making Hamilton ocs like just iNVENT A FOUNDING FATHER just fUCKING MAKE UR OWN AMERICAN HISTORY self insert where u wrote part of the constitution