Aliens.

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

BREAKING: Li’l Sebastian confirmed to replace everyone in Season 7

Grow Your Own Chair from Grass, Soil and a Cardboard Framework (via Homeli)

do you ever feel lowkey cheated because we didn’t get to see a real seventh year at hogwarts? 

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

Yak of the Year

Next time you’re stuck inside on a freezing day, try a craft that’s fun for the whole family: Baby Fluid Jar!

Supplies: packet of plastic babies glycerin distilled water small jar

Directions: 1. Fill your jar nearly to the top with distilled water 2. Add a baby to the liquid. Your baby should sink to the bottom of the jar. If not, you bought a shitty baby. Find a baby made of denser plastic. 3. Add a lil splash of glycerin 4. Close the jar and shake to mix 5. Check to see if baby is suspended in the middle of the fluid (like the jar on the left in the second pic) 6. If baby is still at the bottom, repeat steps 3-5 until baby is suspended 7. If baby gets stuck floating at the top (like the jar on the right in the second pic), you’ve made the fluid too dense. Add more water until baby is suspended 8. Fuckin baby fluid jar !!! 9. Swirl that shit 10. Whirlpool baby 11. So fast

By George, this picture is on point.