This Is So Funny

Dating when you live with your parents.

people are really out here saying All of the avengers, etc are to blame for the infinity war????? like…..Think Again, Sir! my man Steve Rogers came across One (1) infinity stone, in his First movie, and literally DIED right Then and There to drop that shit into the deepest levels of the atlantic and THEN he wakes up 70 or so years later and everyone else was just going to town with them?? and people wanna say shit like “oh theyre All to Blame!” like pal whom is All???? thats Your fav, keep those generalizations to Yourself, steve Literally Died to prevent this, Steves literally done Nothing Wrong Ever In His Life 

thanks for coming to MY ted talk !

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

dear caretakers of children: stop telling kids “I don’t care who started it!”. you’re teaching children to ignore unequal power balances. that leads to legitimate belief in things like reverse racism, misandry, heterophobia, etc. you’re teaching children that it’s wrong to retaliate when they are wronged. “who started it” is very, very relevant.

Just an idea I got for the beast from Over the Garden Wall.

in a loose fairytale stye.

- art by zelda c.w.

**I thought i should include the title of OTGW somewhere, so I revised the words to the last panel…  (although the first version was reblogged so many times already…Orz )

If you look closely, you can pinpoint the exact moment where my heart shattered.

The (500) Days of Summer attitude of ‘He wants you so bad’ seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (via wnq-movies)

A lot of people in the coming days will say, “It’s not about race,” or, “The media is trying to make it about race.”

But look at the data from Missouri’s state government: Black residents of Ferguson are twice as likely to be stopped and/or searched as white residents, and they are far more likely to be arrested. But searches of black residents are much less likely to discover contraband than searches of white residents.

Around the country, when compared to white men, African American men are much more likely to be shot by police. They are more likely to be arrested. They are more likely to be convicted. And for the same crime, African American men will on average serve 20% more time in prison than a white man. 

We don’t have a race problem when it comes to policing in the U.S.? The data strongly indicates otherwise.

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Every single person who reblogs this will get a pun in their inbox on Christmas. Every single person. There is no limit or rules, just reblog this.