Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

In another universe.

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i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

meowth became evil because he put in a lot of effort to teach himself english and walk on 2 legs for a girl meowth that later rejected him BUT the girl meowth never showed interest in the first place or even gave him an indication that he should do those things he just did them on his own and then got pissed off when she still wasnt interested. in conclusion im pretty sure meowth is an incel 

deadly meme

how does one even begin to forgive another?

By remembering how it felt the last time you made a mistake.

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

My best friend of 23 years is officially a teacher. Same elementary school we went to as kids. Wild. I’m proud of him.

person: so what's kingdom hearts about?

me: *breaks out into a nervous sweat*

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same