This One Kid’s Test Answers Are So Funny XD You Won’t BELIEVE How Clever They Are

non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at  ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet

okay so like. there are some things in this world i don’t know how to describe in words that are also incredibly rare and therefore it’s hard ever to convey what you mean unless you either a) witness it or b) the internet finally exists to make you privy to it but this particular photo of chris hemsworth and taika waititi: 

represents exactly what i mean when i talk about how hard i am for this new trend of Softe Platonic™ m/m friendship in the entertainment industry like there’s nothing intended by it other than to show the world how easily men ought to be able to love one another and be affectionate in a tactile way in whatever context and i think it’s such a fucking valuable movement in the crusade against toxic masculinity

We are proud to introduce the world’s first Bulbasaur-building simulator program: the Build-a-Saur. Now you can finally build your own Bulbasaur however you want. You can customize virtually everything: spots, teeths, toenails, eyeballs, eyebrows, nose holes, smiles, and bulbs. 

We apologize for NO ear customization and NO legs customization. We look forward to adding these features in future updates.

To help you get inspired, we here at Build-a-Saur Bulbaquarters have developed a brand-new Bulbasaur: Bulbabilly, king of the bog. He loves eating bugs and dipping his beard softly into the swamp. He has three teeth, all of which he made himself, and his favorite song is something played on a banjo, probably.

What kind of Bulbasaur can you build?

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

i LOVE when ur kissing someone and they start smiling mid kiss

So apparently, Ariana Grande is officially part of Final Fantasy lore.

The more you know, I guess.

He’s a “If I fits, I sits” hall of famer

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