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i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

ryan lang shared some of his couples’ portrait concepts for felix and calhoun on twitter and i just gained an extra ten years on my life

i made masks of my ugly selfies for my friends for xmas

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

A Series of Interesting Duets

if tumblr offered a premium service where you could delete someone else’s blog for $100 a pop then yahoo would be out of the red in no time flat

I play with my hair a lot

“Hawaii Gov. David Ige told reporters at a press conference that an employee “pushed the wrong button” during a shift change, which sent the false alert, adding that an investigation was underway.” (x)

first item on the agenda: moving the “nuclear holocaust” button farther away from the time clock

I really want Hillary to just say “Donald how does a bill get passed” and just wait for his response