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i cant fucking believe the wizard cops only found pettigrew’s pinky and they just closed the investigation like “wow is this guy dead or what. so fucking dead i have never seen anyone more dead in my life. only a finger left. dead dead dead”

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look…………….. write as much shitty fic as you want. nobody can stop you. you’re learning constantly and it’s better to write hackneyed implausible ridiculousness than it is to not write at all out of fear of fucking up. you’re good

the-uterus:

First red, 

then white,

and now, blue.

Tumblr’s American trinity is finally complete. Begin the ritual

It’s often been remarked that video game characters who wield very large weapons - for example, Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII - must be wearing very heavy shoes in order to get away fighting as they do. Intuitively, this makes sense: if you try to swing around something that substantially outweighs you, you’ll just end up swinging yourself around instead. It doesn’t matter how strong you are if you don’t have the mass to balance it out!

What’s less intuitively obvious is that it’s not just a matter of mass: it’s also a matter of surface area. In order to push or strike a target, you need to generate enough friction with the ground to counteract the equal and opposite force that your target exerts upon you. If you don’t, you’ll simply be pushed away. While mass is a contributing factor here, an equally important one is contact area with the ground. Even a very heavy object can be displaced with relative ease if its ground contact is minimal.

In short, if you wish to avoid being sent skittering along the ground every time you hit something with your cartoonishly large sword, beyond a certain point it’s not sufficient to wear very heavy shoes: you must also have very large feet.

And that’s why Sora from Kingdom Hearts is the most realistic Final Fantasy protagonist.

People on this website will be like “A homophobic society has caused same-sex couples to struggle with how to show affection without fear of discrimination,” and then five seconds later will be like “LOL isn’t Pete Buttigieg so weird for kissing his husband like that? Lmao.”

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