This Is The Cutest Ever

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

I’m too lazy to think of a fake post but everyone was clapping

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

it’s him

it’s the theater thug

*puts on lipstick* *smokes a cigarette* *stabs eggs with it* me: aesthetic

tumblr is so funny bc u could have 20,000 followers but then only get 3 notes on some posts which is basically the equivalent of performing a song in front of a sold out arena and hearing like…2 people clapping and one weak cheer

Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:

1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera. 2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office 3. Repeat as often as needed