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everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

ivysaur/bulbasaur breed variants. i started these a month ago and planned to do several more but im getting pretty lazy

i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole

when u hear a recording of ur own voice and u wonder how tf anyone could ever love you

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

Harry potter

Deer Harry Potter fans, A friendly reminder that if you say “Remus lupin” backwards, you’re basically saying nipple summer

when I was a kid my mom had to intervene and make me stop saying “farewell” instead of “goodbye” because elderly relatives complained that it sounded like I expected them to die before I could see them again

The Jurassic Park problem could easily have been solved by making the dinosaurs miniature