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me: *tryin to carry a bunch of stuff*

parent: u can make more than one trip-

me: NO

me: U DON'T UNDERSTAND

me: THIS ISN'T ABOUT CARRYING THINGS

me: THIS IS ABOUT HONOR

parent: stop being ridiculous just-

me: HONOR

by Chiliktol

Can we stop this whole rudely replying to curious anons who have genuine questions?? Like who raised yall to be this nasty?? In the time it took you to type “I’m not fucking Google look it up” U could have answered the question like shit I am exhausted by all of this nastiness

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump 

Saw this in a book and immediately thought of Black Panther

Roughly 1000 of you asked: Did you lie about your age when Princess Diana died?

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”