Love how the official Splatoon lore is just like “this song slaps so fucking hard that even our mortal enemies changed their ways and came to live among us in peace after hearing it”
my two categories of anime rec are “it’s okay if you don’t really like anime, you’ll probably like this” and “this will not make any goddamn sense to you if you have not wasted years of your life on trash”
i’m completely obsessed with this video. it’s like a catastrophic 5-vehicle car accident but with human men
The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-
Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
Oblivion NPC Dialogue.avi
The best way I can love you is by not losing myself in you, but growing with you.
Navin E. (via nyu-tah)
this woman is my idol tbh (x)
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