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he probably didn’t lie though, I have yet to smoke or do recreational drugs and I’ve only drunk legally

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

Turning in a 10 page essay, that you started on the day of the due date, at 11:59:59 after 2 whole days of studying.

SCREAMING

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

The Cloisters at Gloucester Cathedral

Don't be sorry

THERE IS A LONGER VERSION???

Oh Farm?

Briton Matthew P. Doyle fired off the above tweet yesterday in which he claimed to have asked a Muslim woman to “explain” Tuesday’s terror attacks on Brussels. Twitter users, naturally, had a field day with this one. But it turns out Doyle may have committed a crime as well and was subsequently arrested.