Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

Leonardo DiCaprio climbs nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off of rocks. He craves that mineral.

today I literally heard a woman say “i cooked two separate meals for easter because my husband said the first one I made was too girly ”

girl just throw the whole husband out

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

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Or maybe you want… me? 

*Boy, that sure is catchy 

freakishly relatable

That relatable moment when you’re trying to watch a movie with your friends, but your older brother can’t find his 1 knitting needle so he keeps shaking the couch and it’s really distracting.

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

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