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I’m glad that people are finally recognizing Shaggy’s incomprehensible power and all, but it hurts my heart to see all these memes of stuff like “Shaggy tears people’s souls out for amusement” and “No one survived the Scooby Doo Movie filming” because that’s not who Shaggy is! Shaggy’s a good dude!  He just wants to chill and eat some good food with his pals!

Yes he could unravel this inconsequential plane of being with the ease of steamroller crushing an egg, but he wouldn’t because life is good!  

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

Does this count? via Shitty_Car_Mods

life goal? glad you asked. i take up jogging. eventually i start running. day and night. nonstop grind until i hardly break a sweat. i train a little more each day until my stamina is at its maximum possible limit. i start uploading videos of myself running to youtube. people all over the world are mesmerized by my speed and talent. i catch the attention of usain bolt, the fastest runner in the world. he offers to train me, to unlock my full potential as a runner as i lack professional experience. once he starts training me, i learn the ropes of competitive professional running. under his guidance, i am unstoppable. i start entering in local tournaments and leave my competitors in the dust. i win tournament after tournament until i make it into the olympics. here’s where the twist comes in. i throw the race on purpose. i take dead last. after the olympics, i go back to running in regional and eventually national tournaments. i win again and again. finally, i make i to the olympics again. i throw the race again. i build up a reputation as a runner who thrives until she makes it to the olympics. i repeat this cycle of tournament > olympics several times. finally, once more, i make my way to the olympics. i’ve built up my reputation to the point that everyone knows who i am. all eyes are on me. finally, it’s my time to shine. as the gun goes off and the race begins, i naruto run to the finish line and take gold. this was all a lot funnier in my head.