“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”
“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”
“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”
“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”
dentists. the dark. pretty girls. starting conversations.
Sora: donald help i'm dying
Donald:
Sora:
Donald:
Sora:
Donald: *heals goofy*
Thank you all for the get well comments from yesterday :) I already feel much better after spending all of Sunday in bed. Here’s another condensed process video from my speedpaints.
You can vote on which of the full process videos I recorded in March to be made into a free tutorial here patreon.com/posts/which-march-i-18129622 Currently “Our Blue Planet” is winning, I’ll leave the poll up for another week before deciding :)
I can’t put my finger on the energy of this gif but it’s Powerful
Stop whatever the hell you are doing right now and see this! Super Mario to a violin.
(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao
words to remember
What kind of pokemon is this?
okay so like. there are some things in this world i don’t know how to describe in words that are also incredibly rare and therefore it’s hard ever to convey what you mean unless you either a) witness it or b) the internet finally exists to make you privy to it but this particular photo of chris hemsworth and taika waititi:
represents exactly what i mean when i talk about how hard i am for this new trend of Softe Platonic™ m/m friendship in the entertainment industry like there’s nothing intended by it other than to show the world how easily men ought to be able to love one another and be affectionate in a tactile way in whatever context and i think it’s such a fucking valuable movement in the crusade against toxic masculinity
me, to the tune of “YCMA,” while putting new perches in the bird cages: it’s time to sit on a wood perch today! i’m gonna sit on a wood perch today, because i am a bird and that’s just what birds do. were you a bird, you would sit here too.
manager, who i didn’t realize was on the other side of the door: you… you having fun there, jake?
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