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Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.

Lmaooo this is the greatest! Check out #DudesGreetingDudes and Elon James White’s twitter. There’s a whole lot more. 

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

“best stuff first” is probably one the dumbest things this website has ever done

storytelling in video games peaked in 1995 tbh

💪Shoplifting😫🛍 Protip 💵

Step 1: go to ur local Walmrt

Step 2: go to th sports + outdoors aisle

Step 3: locate the weights

Step 4: pick them all up one by one

Step 5: put them all back (one by one)

Step 6: leave the store

Step 7: never come back

💥CONFIGURATIONS‼️ u have SUCCessfully 💅 shop LIFTED💪💪💪 NEVER STOP THE GRIND BRO 🔥🥇