Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

Bible version: a king lusts after another man's wife

Veggie Tales version: a king wants another man's rubber duck

Bible version: threat of genocide

Veggie Tales version: threat of banishment to the island of perpetual tickling

Bible version: since they won't bow down before an idol, the king has them burned alive

Veggie Tales version: since they won't bow down before a chocolate bunny, the manager has them burned alive

That first one is really doing it for me.

They have a tv and a fireplace in their igloo.

floccinaucinihilipilificationa is my soul

Milk in a cookie cup

The Four-Hour Simmer Begins