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Trump writing a term paper:

Sources Cited: 1. You Know It 2. I know It 3. Everybody Knows It

I’m drunk at Waffle House and all I ordered was toast and when the waitress said “all you want is toast?” I responded “I’m always a slut for carbs” which in itself is mortifying for me to have said audibly YET my friend decides to run her mouth and say “those last two words were unnecessary” and now all this Waffle House knows I’m a lady of the night.

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

driving past your old elementary school like

Fans: (make memes about Mario being even slightly diabolical or sinister)

Nintendo: NO! He is a good boy!

this is so funny

Why was this cut out from the goblet of fire?!

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