This Is Good

This might be by my favorite Instagram video right now.

Bae: come over

Me: I can’t I’m raising scuttlebugs

Bae: I’m at QPU syncing speed

Me:

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

All the gifs about selkies

ya know what would help in this situation Takato? If you had some sort of eye protection, like say glasses but they cover the front of your eyes instead of being glass you put in front of your eyes. Being plastic would help because plastic wouldn’t break as easily as glass.

Ahh but where would you get such a device? Oh well guess you’re just going to have to face the brunt of the sand storm with your eyes unprotected..

Person in the real world: You know, Jim and I don't agree on everything, but he's a pretty good person. You can't agree with everyone all the time haha :)

Tumblr: I used to think Jim was Jesus Christ incarnate until I found out that he likes "The Dukes Of Hazard" and now I hope that problematic sack of literal sh-- dies in a f---ing fire with his family

Congratulations

Steven Spielberg to George Lucas (1977)

George Lucas to Steven Spieberg (1983)

Steven Spielberg to George Lucas (1997)

George Lucas to James Cameron (1998)

Marvel Studios to Universal Pictures (2015)

Universal Pictures to “The Force Awakens” Team (2015)

I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas