Fellas, Is It Gay To Find A Man Unattractive?

flipping astronomy fandom from way out of left field homely ship

i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

Sora: donald help i'm dying

Donald:

Sora:

Donald:

Sora:

Donald: *heals goofy*

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

hmmmm

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day