Bilbo: Wait I Get It Now. The Dragon Is A Metaphor For Greed And Power. We Need To ‘defeat’ It By

"I had a bad childhood"

says too much

sounds sad

people will assume things

"I come with lore"

makes you sound like a character

is cooler

people will be so distracted by the wording that they won't see how badly you've been doing

I hope this is real

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks

Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?

Thank you all for the get well comments from yesterday :) I already feel much better after spending all of Sunday in bed. Here’s another condensed process video from my speedpaints. 

You can vote on which of the full process videos I recorded in March to be made into a free tutorial here patreon.com/posts/which-march-i-18129622 Currently “Our Blue Planet” is winning, I’ll leave the poll up for another week before deciding :)

Angry customer: “Well maybe I’ll just take my business somewhere else!”

Me:  

(via goldenrobo/4gifs)

I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty

Gotta love these guys