A Harrowing Tale

this year is a never ending joke

part of the Jesus fandom and yes it is right on the nose

My FB feed is pretty good tonight

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

a new tumblr feature “worst stuff first” that puts all my posts at the top of your dashboard

BEGONE

THOT

I was just introduced to this incredible Twitter account

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves