A Msg To U From The Dog That Finally Learned How To Give Me The Dang Ball

Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is?

He went from this

to this

and this

Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.

THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.

fat fuckin dimebag of pure colombian cocaine

Traditional Chinese hanfu by  三火·Yvan

This makes me think of Billy from Stranger Things, but like they did a good job of evoking sympathy for him. His memory backstory is a good example of the way toxic masculinity and abusive behavior can get passed down to its victims if left unchallenged. I mean he’s definitely a shithead but still.

a toxic dad in a tv show: *cries and shows vulnerability, in order to evoke sympathy*

me, unfazed: die

the crew goes out into the forest just to film random b-roll shit and the director accidentally finds the like..rarest worm on earth so they run back to their house like COYOTE LOOK and then there is a very heartfelt and sincere response to weird worm including an entire mounted piece of wall art apparently

Oh, Ann.

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

disney: we're going to buy you

marvel: why

disney: so we can put "aint got no strings to hold me down" in the age of ultron trailer without copyright issues, trust me, it's gonna be so rad bro i swear

marvel: bro