When your mate’s snoring too loud…
“He’s been snoring for hours and I can’t get to sleep… What I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna hit him with this pillow…OK?”
“Fuck! Fuck Jacob get fucking down. I’ve been fuckin’ shot”
[Laughter]
“JACOB”
what are snails even trying to do
Climate change is not that complicated! (h/t)
by Kasia1989
you can’t take prose and put random lines breaks in it and call it poetry
Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral. (Source)
I no longer know what subtitles are real.
#f42069 and #b4da55 are fantastic colors that go so well with each other
Taylor should do a song with Kanye West. She'll start it off and then like halfway through Kanye breaks in with "Taylor, Imma let you finish" and then raps a verse and they end it together.
I have wanted this for so long.
As the “FBI Agent Watching Me” meme gets bigger, people begin drawing their FBI-sonas, and come up with headcanons for their respective agents. A few of these characters (basic white guys, probably with white hair) get popular, as the Onceler, Sans and Komeda did. Some shipping wars commence. FBI-sona discourse ensues. I finally delete my goddamn tumblr.
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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