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Harry Potter Headcannon

One year at Christmas Ginny is opening presents and she opens the one from her mom. It is a much too large crimson sweater with a G on it. She holds it in her hands out in front of her. Her brothers walk in wishing her a merry Christmas all wearing theirs. George’s midriff is showing.

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

In case u didn’t see these gems on buzzfeed

(via littlbuttkicker)

Day 77, no one suspects a thing.

Lmao people are still defending Chris Br*wn…is your skull just open real estate? Is it vacant in there? Is that it?

girlfriend: babe come over

Me: i can't i'm climbing up nearly 90 degree slopes to reach salt deposits on the mountainside

girlfriend: my parents aren't home

Me: i crave that mineral

The tone and the absolute Nihilism of this video terrifies me beyond reason