people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat
german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans
whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point
*hands in assignment*
*gets a new assignment on the same day*
This father consoling his baby son at the doctor’s office is SO CUTE 😍😍😍
microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
The Way Home, 1909, Yuli Yulievich Klever
Why does this dog look so cool???
even though Angel Beats destroyed me it’s still the goddamn funniest anime
I don’t take hints. I’m stupid as hell. Say what you want
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