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I remember once I was talking to two guys and one of them was complaining about his parents when the second chimed in. “Try having four parents!”

We automatically assumed that he had divorced parents that got remarried. He corrected us; “No, there is a plot twist. My mom and dad never got married but had me. They were going to get married, but then my dad suddenly confessed he was gay. My mom was so relieved and said that she discovered she was a lesbian and was afraid to tell him. So they stayed together in the same house for me. Then eventually both got partners. So my dad has his husband and my mom has her wife.”

And the third kid just looks down at the ground for a really long time before whispering, “That’s gay. “ 

worst things about ur sign

Aries:too cute

Taurus:hella cute wtf

Gemini:cute af

Cancer:goddamn u r cute

Leo:beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world too pure

Virgo:so cute it hurts

Libra:stop the cute 2k15

Scorpio:look at how cute u r

Sagittarius:shit thats a lot of cute

Capricorn:omg cute

Aquarius:damn son u cute

Pisces:ur too cute. stop

“learn how to take a joke”

why don’t you learn how to make one

Animator Island’s 51 great animation exercises to master:  #4 simple head turn

I’ve spent an awful lot of the last few weeks feeling really helpless and angry, and wondering what the hell I can do, from here in Pennsylvania, as a disabled person so far from what’s going on. And I feel like, as a Jewish-owned business, NerdyKeppie should be doing something. 

What I can do is donate my art and the profits from my work.

100% of profits from the ‘NEVER AGAIN IS NOW’ items on NerdyKeppie.com will be donated to RAICES. 

This includes several versions of this shirt and a 36″ x 26″ one-sided printed tapestry suitable for bringing to protests. 

Never Again Is Now. 

Please note: while some of these shirts may combine for our current ‘tops and bottoms’ sale, that won’t get any money to RAICES, so please don’t do that. 

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.