If Millennials Making Fun Of Gen Z Becomes A Meme I’m Calling Every One Of You Out For Hypocrisy

me: wow i can’t believe harry potter canon ends tomorrow

my friends: wait wasn’t there like a play that had the kids in it?

me: wow i can’t believe harry potter canon ends tomorrow

*clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, there’d- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of me- *drops cards* i, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you’re cute

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

My parents have been married thirty six years and my dad had to work a few hours early this morning (he refs hs football for extra cash), while he was gone my mom went to Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast and bought him his favorite muffin to surprise him when he came home and when he did it was with her favorite muffin from Dunkin Donuts and you know what I’m so not interested in all the cynical bs about love and marriage being fake like if that’s not some romantic shit right there idk what is.