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i wonder what new slang words will surface in the new year that i’ll start to use ironically but then won’t be able to stop using

i never thought i would get into the bachelorette but this was the single best thing ive ever seen on television

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

Honestly like… I wish the pressure to shun my culture and the language my parents spoke wasnt so high as a child like looking back im so fucking ashamed because I was so embarrassed and hurt over what kids would say and how they would make fun of it. I dont think white people actually realize how traumatizing that in and of itself is. We were pushed to tell our parents not to pack us lunches like that anymore cuz kids thought it was dumb. We told them we hated the music and the clothes and everything that was their and our blood because kids were so mean. Man. The look of confusion and misunderstanding on your parents face when you tell them you hate your culture. Trying to suck it up and laugh it off when your friends mocked you and your family. Childhood shouldnt be like that.

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

i can’t believe only 3% of people voted first dude this country is truly in shambles

Fight locations, ranked

IHOP parking lot: ridiculous. buffoonish. 3/10 Denny’s parking lot: has a certain dionysian flair. 6/10 Dunkin Donuts parking lot: lots of regional flavor. 7/10 The woods: nice and secluded, plenty of opportunities to use the terrain to your advantage. Just make sure to bring bug spray. 8/10 Any roof: dangerous, but points for style. 5/10 The top of any mountain: much like the woods, but with far more dramatic flair. Almost byronic. Loses points for being less practical than the other locations on this list, however. 7/10 A graveyard: disrespectful to the skeletons. 0/10 An abandoned warehouse: something of a cliche. 4/10 Any liminal space: This category includes town lines, entryways, borders, and crossroads. Is this a deeply symbolic, metaphorically charged fight? If it wasn’t before, it is now. 9/10  Wal-Mart parking lot: Quick question, are you shitting me right now? This is the absolute worst fight location. If you have any respect at all for the noble art of throwing the fuck down, don’t get in a fight in a wal-mart parking lot. In fact, this also applies to wal-mart checkout lines, roofs, employee break rooms, corporate headquarters, and indeed any space at all associated with the walton family or the wal-mart corporation. Fuck wal-mart.  0/10 The parking lot of an abandoned Blockbuster Video: The cracked and faded blockbuster sign is a potent memento mori, inspiring a keen awareness of entropy and a sharp sense of loss in your opponent. As blockbuster is, so shall they one day be.  Are there weedy plants growing up through cracks in the pavement? Oh man, that’s even better. The perfect fight location. 10/10