This Is The Best D&D

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

We need a Karamo Bible

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

(◕)

it’s mike wazowski. 

0.5 Punches Man uses the ‘held’ part of a previous punch, leeching it off to win his current fight. Since in some contexts the held punch counts as One Punch and in others it adds no punches, we call him 0.5 Punches Man.

children lying on the floor in public areas have such a powerful aura, and i don’t mean like mid-tantrum or something i mean like one time i saw this toddler lying blank-faced, starfish-style in the entrance of a sunglass hut and she still haunts me to this day

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

me, to the tune of “YCMA,” while putting new perches in the bird cages: it’s time to sit on a wood perch today! i’m gonna sit on a wood perch today, because i am a bird and that’s just what birds do. were you a bird, you would sit here too.

manager, who i didn’t realize was on the other side of the door: you… you having fun there, jake?

but the real question is

am i someone’s senpai

One Piece chapter 2483

Oda on his deathbed: You want the ending? You can have it. I left it all in one place, now you just have to draw it

Assistants: oDA-sENSeI nO