Please Watch This John Mulaney Bit From Snl Of Him Complaining About How Computers Ask Us If We Are Robots

Ladies and gentlemen, our national bird!

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HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

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look…………….. write as much shitty fic as you want. nobody can stop you. you’re learning constantly and it’s better to write hackneyed implausible ridiculousness than it is to not write at all out of fear of fucking up. you’re good

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart