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I babysat this girl tonight and she was really excited to show me the part in mario odyssey where you can play as a t-rex and when she’s playing as the t-rex she’s like “I gotta watch out for those little spikey guys cause they’ll kill me. just kidding I’m a dinosaur” and then she told the alexa to fart

Huge thanks to @thenib for having me make this comic! If Tumblr’s resizing makes parts illegible, you can also read the nicer original version over on The Nib’s website: “Fatness, Femininity, and the Media We Deserve”

I love it when folks claim that Nintendo has finally gone off the deep end whenever they unveil their latest deranged side venture.

Like, buddy, y’all have no idea.

If you’re up on your gaming industry trivia, you probably know that Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a purveyor of hand-painted playing cards. What those trivia pages probably don’t tell you is that in the intervening span, Nintendo has been involved in such diverse side businesses as peddling instant rice, offering taxi services, and even operating a chain of love hotels. (Yes, really.)

Nintendo has never known what to do with themselves - and seeing as they’re still around 130 years later, it seems to be working for them!

I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas

Lander Elementary School-Mayfield Heights, Ohio

yknow when one of yr buddies says a joke that just fucking crushes it and you’re all laughing and the friend who made the joke is just like :)!!!!! :) :) :)? pure scenario