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I’m not gonna watch this for more than an hour 😍😍😍😍

It seems Samus Amiibo interfere with Moscow's metro barriers

UPDATE 3.30pm: Moscow commuters beware - we've been told that while the Amiibo interacts with the gate's locking mechanism and changes its light to green, t…

Samus Aran amiibos can open the ticket barriers of Moscow Vyacheslav train station, without needing a ticket.

This is due to an oddly specific RFID in the amiibo that just syncs up correctly enough to the train station’s own reader.  But what I like to say the real reason for this is

Samus don’t need no fucking authorisation so FUCK YOU ADAM

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DEAD MILITARY ASS BITCH I DON’T NEED NO AUTHORISATION

I’M FUCKING SAMUS

“Any objections, Putin?”

i never thought i would get into the bachelorette but this was the single best thing ive ever seen on television

How I’m going through 2019:

this is what the revolution looks like

I just wanted to go shield surfing god fucking dammit

me: hey, make sure to give me your characters backstory so i can include it in the campaign, don’t worry about sending too much or making it too detailed the more you send me the more I can work in about their past

my players: 

omg

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

our front sidewalk