Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

brain: why would you buy another game when you already have a plenty of those you haven't played yet

heart: VIDYA GAME

This strip is so stressful

I am figuring out which parts of my personality are mine 
and which ones I created to please you.

The Dust On This Poem Could Choke You/ Lora Mathis (via doudz)

Me: this is my time to shine *fucks up immediately*

When you see it…

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

why did i make this

no man will ever be as attractive as aragorn during his first appearance on lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring (2001)

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.