Barber: would like a haircut
Me: yes I would love A hair cut
Barber: haha classic joke
*barber then realizes my entire head of hair is just one single long peice of hair of wrapped around my noggin
Barber: y did u do this
Me: so I could make this post
Barber: you could've just said that you had but you didn't have to do it in real life
Me: but I've been working on this post for years
i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic
today I literally heard a woman say “i cooked two separate meals for easter because my husband said the first one I made was too girly ”
girl just throw the whole husband out
:)
I’m trying to learn how to animate so I’m going through animator island’s 51 great animation exercises. This is exercise 3 “Brick falling from a shelf onto the ground”.
fullmetal alchemist is just an elaborate pro-milk campaign
isn’t it weird that our son marty looks like that guy marty we both knew that went through a lot of trouble to hook us up for what appeared to be no personal gain whatsoever and who said all those weird things to us about us having kids together and isn’t it weird that he has a jacket that looks like that weird jacket that guy marty had that was very memorable in 1955 and isn’t it weird how how our son marty is friends with the same eccentric scientist as the eccentric scientist that that guy marty we knew was friends with whose house i went to once and isn’t it weird that we never saw that guy marty again after we got together
It appears that new hair sty– Er… tentacle styles have emerged in Inkling culture. Curly punk pig tails, spikehawks, glossy straight hair, and modern bowl cuts will be available on Thursday, November 23rd. Why not try a new style this fall?
When freshmen find out midterm papers are due (get EduBirdie.com) #Naruto
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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